The First Downer Essay Of The Decade!

by Jeff on 22 February 2010

The dawning of a new year is and has been marked by the world’s cultures as a special occasion, meriting frivolous celebration and joviality for thousands of years. Across the globe, not always on the same date, but always every 365.25 days, people rejoice in the opportunities and excitement that awaits them in the coming [...]

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The Comedy of Images

by Steven on 1 February 2010

I write a webcomic almost weekdaily at Wizzlefish. Once or twice a week I’ll publish a comic made of images (like the one above), in the style of Superpoop or A Softer World.
These are my favorite comics to write, because they’re both easy, and most hilarious. I’m told by my friends that the comedic value [...]

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Q: Why Won’t Diplomacy Ever Achieve World Peace?

by Steven on 2 January 2010

Answer: VIDEO GAMES. The evidence is all there.
Have you guys ever played any of the Civilization series, or Spore, or any similar game? These games are all about world domination. They’re all about coming to some sort of stasis in the world, achieving some sort of universal balance. This usually happens one of two ways.
First, [...]

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Lets play a little game

by Jonesy on 3 November 2009

This game is called “What’s the connection?” If you know me, or want to know me, prepare to play this game a lot, because it is one of the highest entertainment value. Yes, it may be filler while I finish up my next articles, but I’d like you to think of it as something more, [...]

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The 5 Most Awesome Historical Figures In All Of Americadom Pt. 1

by Zach on 2 November 2009

So it would appear it has been a while since you fine people have been graced with the stroke of my pen. So allow me to make up for it with a subject that everyone loves: American History! Wooo!
Sure, whilst the thought of reading about the USS Maine or the dastardly Barbary corsairs might not [...]

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