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Avatar According To Me

by Zach on 29 January 2010

So this “Avatar” movie is now the highest-grossing film of all time. So most people like it. It is no secret to those who know me though, that I have within me a fiery hatred for that movie usually reserved for telemarketers and precocious children. So instead of retreading why I dislike the movie so [...]

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The 5 Most Awesome Historical Figures In All Of Americadom Pt. 1

by Zach on 2 November 2009

So it would appear it has been a while since you fine people have been graced with the stroke of my pen. So allow me to make up for it with a subject that everyone loves: American History! Wooo!
Sure, whilst the thought of reading about the USS Maine or the dastardly Barbary corsairs might not [...]

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Puppy Puppy Puppy

by Zach on 8 September 2009

So instead of having an actual post, here’s a puppy being adorable.

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Pencils: Helpful Writing Utensils or Gateways To Hell?

by Zach on 3 September 2009

As Jeff recently wrote about one of his pet peeves (the word “talk”), I figured that I would take this chance to TALK to you, the reader, about one of my own pet peeves, something so insidious, so fiendish, that I try to avoid using them like the plague. And not a plague of rainbows, [...]

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Hot Fruit Sex

by Zach on 28 August 2009

Now that I have your attention, allow me to direct you to possibly one of the most entertaining news stories I’ve read about since this story on China trying to control the weather for the olympics.
A man in England is in a tizzy over the fact that some Haribo candy wrappers feature a lime fornicating [...]

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